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May 2022 Offerings
Eclipse-Related Chart Analysis
I look at the transits for the eclipse and give a 20-30 minute screen recording analysis. This will be based on the Taurus-Scorpio eclipses, and I will start with November 19th, 2021's eclipse to look at your chart. I will be reading up until the May 14th, 2022 Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio. I am not a licensed professional of any sort, and this should be considered entertainment. I am not responsible for what actions you take based on this reading. This analysis is primarily based on my interpretations after 5 years of Astrological Study. You must be at least 18 years old to purchase.
$45.00
Mercury Retrograde Chart Analysis
Mercury RX is a time of revitalizing the way that you communicate, think, and know. I will look at your chart and see your natal mercury, aspects from the retrograde mercury to your natal planets, and the house where the retrograde mercury is transiting. If Mercury is your chart ruler or hitting an angle, I will also talk about the implications of that. You will get a 20-30 minute video of me looking at your chart. I will also look to see what MRX related aspects or transits will affect you as well. This will be read from a self-actualization perspective. I am not a licensed professional of any sort, and this should be considered entertainment. I am not responsible for what actions you take based on this reading. This analysis is primarily based on my interpretations after 5 years of Astrological Study. You must be at least 18 years old to purchase.
$25.00
"What does it mean if you have" Analysis
You will get UP TO 1 PAGE in a pdf or docx file of me explaining whatever placement you're looking for. You may discuss ONE placement/aspect per question. So, if you want to know what your mercury conjunct sun means as well as your venus sextile mars, you will need to purchase two questions due to the fact that I go in depth as humanly possible. I am not a licensed professional of any sort, and this should be considered entertainment. I am not responsible for what actions you take based on this reading. This analysis is primarily based on my interpretations after 5 years of Astrological Study. You must be at least 18 years old to purchase.
$10.00
Support Me!
If you have ever resonated with my tweets, ever resonated with my videos, or anything else... then supporting me by tipping will help me do this more often! This isn't the preferred method (I prefer cashapp, venmo etc) but hey, you're already here, so you might as well chip in like a few bucks. Consider a monthly gift if you really want me to pop off. Tipping will fund my "Astrology and You" series: A series helping you look at astrology from a self-actualization perspective. Aiming to teach everything I know about astrology with this and it will be 100% free to enjoy on YouTube! I also will come up with workbooks, etc, and all types of stuff. I have limited time to work on said series due to the fact that I have a job. Less time I need to work = The quicker I can roll this out.
$71.00 (Goal: $2,222.00)
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Fear No Evil Cap
Based on the teachings of Abdullah, a reminder to the self to be still and remember your capabilities.
$25.50